I am kind of really excited about the new Ridge. I will miss Ronn Moss forever and ever and ever, but this guy sounds cool.
Here he is quoting Cyrano de Bergerac like a badass.
So Steffy has signed the annulment papers and Hope and Liam are going to get married. Wyatt is not too happy about this state of affairs.
If I was writing Bold, and had access to Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, this is what I would do:
- Wyatt, desperate to stop the wedding, would fly to Paris
- He would try to convince Steffy not to do it
- It would work, but he would leave more conflicted than ever, because…
- Oh come on. You can work this out, right?
WYATT AND STEFFY WOULD BE EPIC. BOLD YOU NEED ME.
Deacon Sharpe made a rap video about being a soap star.
Ronn Moss is in it. There’s that.
I propose “Forruller” for the official name of this ship.
(Do we think Eric will ever bring up the fact his new boo looks creepily like his daughter Felicia?)
So Liam is all, “YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE CONTRACT WITH QUINN ARTISAN JEWELLERS! WYATT IS A MEANIE AND I HATE HIM!” to Hope.
And Hope, while she recognises that this is a huge dickish move both from Liam and her professionally, AGREES TO DO IT.
I mean, I’m assuming she’ll be thwarted, but for serious, Hope? I have been almost bordering on liking you recently, and this has sent you straight back to the naughty corner.
Rick and Maya have been broken up for about four seconds. Carter and Maya are not even dating. Carter has expressed violent anti-marriage sentiments in the past, despite being a marriage celebrant.
…and yet he proposes to Maya and she accepts.
OMG SLOW DOWN TURN THIS TRUCK AROUND LET’S THINK ABOUT THIS
This makes no sense. If they want to hook up, date, go steady, whatever - fine. Go right ahead. But getting engaged? completely out of character for both of them.
That’s just lazy-ass writing. It’s getting a Barbie and a Ken and mashing them together and yelling “NOW KISS EACH OTHER!”
Bold. You need me. I would not put up with this nonsense from you.
So Katie is having a yell at Bill, and tells him that once Brooke is done with him, she’ll probably move on to Liam or Wyatt next. Katie has obviously been reading my blog, because OF COURSE this is going to happen.
Personally, however, I wouldn’t mind it if Katie took a leaf out of her sister’s book. Why not seduce one of them yourself, Katie? Imagine how bad it would piss off Bill…
(Obviously go for Wyatt. He’s way more your speed. Even though Liam would probs piss off Bill more…)
You’d think that all this discussion about brotherhood that Hope is fostering re Wyatt and Liam would make her wonder where her own long lost brother is.
One day, Little Eric will return. ONE DAY.
…when Bold have hired me…